Humor
epub, azw3 |eng | 2012-12-22 | Author:Jones, Stephen Graham

→ whatever’s . . . . not falling, but unfurling. The spotlight finally settles on it. A banner, the words on it The Night He Came Home in a spooky ...
( Category: Genre Fiction August 31,2017 )
epub |eng | 2017-04-25 | Author:Simon Edge

Manchester, the present Chloe has no regrets about giving Tim her phone number. She doesn’t buy for a moment that he is the enthusiast for the poet that he professes ...
( Category: British & Irish August 31,2017 )
epub |eng | 2009-09-15 | Author:George Carlin & Tony Hendra [Carlin, George & Hendra, Tony]

There is a clear line of evolution between “Shoot” and “Seven Words.” The piece grew out of a desire to talk about language standards and the inconsistency in them. So ...
( Category: Arts & Literature August 31,2017 )
azw3 |eng | 2015-09-08 | Author:Doescher, Ian [Doescher, Ian]

MACE The Jedi Council then must take, perforce, Control o’er all the Senate’s dealings so We may a peaceful switch of pow’r secure. The sunset limited may be, indeed, Yet ...
( Category: Genre Fiction August 30,2017 )
azw3 |eng | 2014-07-01 | Author:Doescher, Ian [Doescher, Ian]

LUKE Now are we ta’en unto their simple homes— Plain huts of wood with branches for their roofs. A simple tribe are these, yet wise as well— With neither guns ...
( Category: Science Fiction August 30,2017 )
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Ian Doescher [Doescher, Ian]

HAN —I see it plain. C-3PO O, we are doom’d! LEIA —The cave, it doth collapse! HAN This is no cave, and I am not its food. Now we do ...
( Category: Science Fiction August 30,2017 )
azw3 |eng | 2015-07-07 | Author:Doescher, Ian [Doescher, Ian]

ANAKIN Canst tell me where my mother may be found? WATTO ’Tis far, beyond Mos Eisley, I believe. ANAKIN I fain would know where. WATTO —Obsoletely, aye! Pray, come and ...
( Category: Genre Fiction August 30,2017 )
azw3 |eng | 2014-10-28 | Author:Doescher, Ian [Doescher, Ian]

HAN —I see it plain. C-3PO O, we are doom’d! LEIA —The cave, it doth collapse! HAN This is no cave, and I am not its food. Now we do ...
( Category: Science Fiction August 30,2017 )
azw3 |eng | 2014-03-18 | Author:Doescher, Ian [Doescher, Ian]

LUKE [aside:] Reliev’d am I this training to complete, If only for this day, which hath been years. But is this not a strange and troubling thing? Where only moments ...
( Category: Science Fiction August 30,2017 )
azw3 |eng | 2015-04-07 | Author:Doescher, Ian [Doescher, Ian]

Enter JAR JAR BINKS. JAR JAR Behold, iss Anakin. Owooee! Enter SEBULBA, ANAKIN SKYWALKER, and other PODRACERS on one side, flying through and quickly exiting. FODE Against all expectation, as ...
( Category: Science Fiction August 30,2017 )
mobi |eng | 1973-09-30 | Author:Indecent Exposure

Chapter 10 Kommandant van Heerden was not alone in suffering from the illusion that he was having hallucinations. In Piemburg Luitenant Verkramp’s efforts to extirpate subversive elements in the body ...
( Category: Contemporary August 30,2017 )
mobi, azw3 |eng | 2011-05-25 | Author:Ilya Ilf & Evgeny Petrov [Ilf, Ilya]

CHAPTER 18 ON LAND AND AT SEA Comrade Sardinevich arrived at the beach with a personalized briefcase. A silver business card, with a folded corner and a lengthy engraving in ...
( Category: Satire August 30,2017 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-11-15 | Author:Everclean, Bratniss [Everclean, Bratniss]

What. The. Heck. Is. Going. On. I. Might. Have. To. Murder. Pita. Right. Here. And. Now. Damage control, damage control. I have to do something to divert attention from Pita’s ...
( Category: Humor August 30,2017 )
epub |eng | 2006-04-11 | Author:Benjamin Kunkel [Kunkel, Benjamin]

TWELVE We hoisted and donned our backpacks and set out toward the station. Glare rose off the dusty streets like dirt from a beaten rug, and there among the mountain-humbled ...
( Category: Humor & Satire August 30,2017 )
azw3 |eng | 2014-07-21 | Author:Tim Sandlin [Sandlin, Tim]

I went for Leon first because he seemed the dangerous one of the bunch, in a fight, anyway. Remi no doubt had a knife hidden somewhere, but I figured he ...
( Category: Humor & Satire August 30,2017 )